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"Captain Gene Mauch: Wait a minute, wait a minute. They're just tired of your butt-snorkeling. COOMBS Will you relax? Hence, we have for you the most exciting 'The Other Guys' quotes that will surely make you recall the best moments from the film and lift your mood! You've got the job. They receive no respect from the other officers, particularly fellow detectives Martin and Fosse. That's all I had. COOMBS Highsmith: You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', partner? Hammond comes up behind him. Highsmith 4 David Ershon 5 Narrator 6 Captain Gene Mauch 7 Roger Wesley 8 Dialogue 9 Tagline 10 Cast 11 External links Detective Allen Gamble [ edit] "Okay, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. HER'AK As you are aware, this incarceration is for your own protection. That was a perfect example where improv spawned a bit that ended up running through the movie. MEYERS Do you remember where we did it on Halloween three years ago? They'll be back, Felger. Web- Allen Gamble: Hey, I didn't know you can dance. Uhwell, it may be a few more days yet. They all nod at Dol'ok. HAMMOND He got laid twice and now he's got two dollars on top of it! I mean herher DHD reports are unbelievable aren't they? O'NEILL An outtake between Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg at the restaurant plays after the end credits. Yeah, and they got some of those really big guns. Oh, some overdressed, over the top bad guy floats in gloating about whatever evil fate awaits us. You have subscribed to: Remember that you can always manage your preferences or unsubscribe through the link at the foot of each newsletter. Felger and Coombs watch them leave, looking worried. HAMMOND I think I'm gonna throw up. So Coombs could get the shield down. DOL'OK FELGER I had been looking forward to a greater challenge than the one you provided. ", "Ferrell and I would do these comedies, and we would always have something [else] going on in them," McKay says of his desire to weave bigger themes into his films. guys other And then of course I was like, I gotta hear that song! Felger stands on one side of Coombs, with Meyers on the other side. You ended that sentence with a preposition. scripts monologues ", "Obviously it was a running joke that very beautiful women love Allen Gamble," McKay says. He's just the warm up band and he knows it. ], [Felger gestures ahead, where SG-1 are being led by the Jaffa towards the Alkesh. At least my heroes exist. Hammond enters just as Meyers comes through the gate. Kidadl is independent and to make our service free to you the reader we are supported by advertising. 8-10 actors 12-50 minutes. Jay, you just shot that guy. https://www.scripts.com/script.php?id=the_other_guys_15390, https://www.scripts.com/script/the_other_guys_15390. Damn it, Felger. As a matter of fact, stay here. [The landscape is of ruins and sand. He needs to remain undercover to continue his work. CARTER Our God was not who he claimed to be. ], [As the crack in the door widens further, Coombs, now hiding behind the chair, hears zats firing outside the door. Once his betrayal bore fruit, his existence was no longer required. Is everyone else with you? Well, just say operation then. "We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. Contact us: subslikescript(doggysign)gmail.com |. FELGER Terry Hoitz: I come here when I have lady troubles, which means I come here every night. I mean, you guys have taken out more Jaffa than that before, right? Okay, it's this way. It's funny because now I know how I would do it, but at that time we just couldn't [make it work]. Say operation like normal people. The duos comic chemistry thrives on Ferrells bookish awkwardness juxtaposed with Wahlbergs macho exasperation, while McKay (working with writer Chris Henchy) exercises a growing social consciousness against the backdrop of one of cinemas most familiar and durable genres. And the Shol'va, Teal'c. . [Coombs and Felger face off against each other.]. ", 6. At the end, my wife just looked at me and was like, 'You look as big as a house.' Jonas and Carter zat a couple of Jaffa as O'Neill zats two more. Every version, every permutation of the joke is right in front of you, and it made the whole thing easier to sort. His partner Terry Hoitz (Mark Wahlberg) is still trying to make up for shooting Derek Jeter. Despite the fact that you gentlemen disobeyed my orders, which, in my little world, constitutes screwing uptwice. That would have been a better ending. Her'ak gestures for the team to step onto the platform. Dead? Oh yeah, then what were we doing in the vent? They escape with Ershon to his private apartment, and he tells them that the money from the pension fund is already in his account, ready to be transferred. ], [The Alkesh is hovering over the Stargate. During a pursuit, they leap to their deaths after attempting to "aim for the bushes", which causes the precinct to wonder why they did it and who will take their place. "I'm like a peacock, you gotta let me fly! Carter, be honest. A number of Jaffa run towards the Stargate, firing. Just what part of gate home did you not understand? As Felger stops shooting, Coombs rises, very agitated.]. Terry Hoitz: What are you doing here, Allen? It's. "We kept talking about how you can't do a jeopardy plot thats about drug smugglerslike we'll be looking back wistfully at the days of drug smugglers and safe crackers and bank robbers. COOMBS Subscribe for virtual tools, STEM-inspired play, O'NEILL "Gator turns van's upside down like they in a crazy washing machine!". You mean do something? Please do not venture from this place until we have returned. [Meyers walks away. Oh, please, huh? After he learns that Danson and Highsmith died investigating a staged theft during which Wesley broke into an accounting firm next door, he finds credible evidence and earns his gun back from Mauch. FELGER Terry Hoitz : Well this was awhile back. McKay and Ferrell produced their comedy website Funny or Die and HBO's Eastbound & Down through their company Gary Sanchez Productions. "Allen Gamble: Terry, I am a cop for your information, ok? What do you think they're talking about, right now? [volume&issueneeded]. So that was the jokethe idea that hes like, 'No, no, no, I'm helping them run a dating service.' We will always aim to give you accurate information at the date of publication - however, information does change, so its important you do your own research, double-check and make the decision that is right for your family. The next morning, they drive to the bank to stop the transfer, evading Wesley's team, groups of Chechen and Nigerian "investors" to whom Ershon owes money, and police officers who are told Allen and Terry have gone rogue. I'd be happy to volunteer. tenor Angered at their lack of progress, Captain Gene Mauch splits up the partners, sending Terry to traffic duty and Allen to beat patrol. HER'AK One is sitting at some equipment which is standing on a partially uncovered ring transporter.]. "You have the right to remain silent but I want to hear you scream!". Press J to jump to the feed. [14] It had a large opening weekend take of $35.5 million, placing it at #1 for the weekend of August 68, 2010, unseating Inception. During the week leading up to the release date, the film was promoted on TruTV programs, specifically The Smoking Gun Presents: World's Dumbest. During the Season 2 premier for the MTV reality series Jersey Shore on July 29, 2010, special segments were shown during the commercial breaks of the show's cast broken down on a highway, discussing several movies, as part of a promotional tie-in; with The Other Guys being one of them. Is there no chance of mounting some sort of rescue? creative tips and more. ", A running joke in The Other Guys has Michael Keaton's Captain Gene continually quoting TLC songs. O'Neill stands nonchalantly by a wall.]. ], [A Jaffa enters, carrying a staff weapon. [Her'ak again uses the pain-stick on O'Neill, as Jonas struggles to get free.]. Product Description. The scene where I show up with our DP Oliver Wood, [our property master] Jimmy Mazzola, and our producer Pat Crowley, and we're Dirty Mike and the Boys, was not scripted," McKay explains. The crazy plot with its hilarious ups and downs makes you laugh, roar and cry out of laughter. ", 5. FELGER guys other quotes gator movie quotesgram entertained uploaded user Felger, carrying a couple of cases, and Coombs return to the transporter.]. WebThe Other Guys EXTKHONSU'S PLANET [A large pyramid is in the background. O'NEILL Felger laughs. You did. O'NEILL FELGER I mean, she is single handedly revolutionizing our knowledge of Stargate technology. They created, published and operated successful products that reached millions users around the world. FELGER Allen Gamble (Will Ferrell) is a naive paper pusher. STARGATE SG1 Episode 608 "THE OTHER GUYS" By Damian Kindler ALIEN PLANET We see a pyramid with a Stargate in front of it. The Script Sparked A Bidding War Before It Was Even Written When Adam McKay and Will Ferrell first started pitching Talladega Nights, all they had was Will Ferrell as a NASCAR driver, and it still sparked a bidding war among the studios. [O'Neill pauses where the force field used to be, waves his hand through the area then moves forward when he is not shocked by the force field. I think it was a little bit of an experiment in that sense. 32. Both men follow Dol'ok and the cell doors close behind them. FELGER The entire puzzle clicked together perfectly when that song went in. Something went wrong. FELGER CARTER As O'Neill fires his weapon, a zat is discharged.]. Don't touch that. xfinity WebThe Other Guys 2010 Director: Adam McKay Genre: Action, Crime Two mismatched New York City detectives seize an opportunity to step up like the city's top cops, whom they idolize, only things don't quite go as planned. ", 13. You're a lecturer in residence at M.I.T. COOMBS So, have a great read, folks! O'Neill reaches out to touch the force field, which obviously hurts. But this planet was supposedly abandoned centuries ago. Nobody knows we're here. The only thing I had to be proud of in my life was being a detective. "But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I'm assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle nine times out of ten.". Should you be discovered your lives would be forfeit. Not sure how many more boxing movies I can take from out-of-shape drama actors but I think this story deserves an honest chance. - Terry Hoitz: We used to do those dance moves to make fun of guys when we were kids to show them how queer they were, okay. HAMMOND Movie Scripts. Spread the word among every rank. Adam McKay Film Scripts Collection:Screenplays Download. You guys seem to have a grey area in that regard. So the trick was I wanted it to sound like a cop score, but I also wanted it to be good. Kidadl provides inspiration to entertain and educate your children. "And then we just started laughing about the idea that he became a pimp and didn't realize it. Guaranteed. 25. Carter enters a code but the door remains closed. The Alkesh fires multiple rounds behind SG-1, creating a wall of fire. 37. It is also the first of three collaborations between Ferrell and Wahlberg, who later reunited in Daddy's Home (2015) and Daddy's Home 2 (2017). Except for the ending credits, people really didn't catch it at all. "Allen Gamble: I'm so tired of you getting angry, and yelling all the time, it's exhausting. These poles are horizontal.". We just saw an Alkesh. [Coombs, obviously not happy, follows Felger to a doorway. Allen and Terry investigate a scaffolding permit violation by British multi-billionaire Sir David Ershon but wind up uncovering a much bigger plot by Ershon to cover the losses incurred by his client, Lendl Global. From me. Terry and Allen go to Allen's house to talk through the case and have dinner. "So if you show up and you write out a check for a certain amount of money, I can't remember what the amount was, $75,000 or $100,000 or something, he'll do it. "Hal: What would you rather be, a bear or a dog? Teal'c grabs another Jaffa and his staff weapon. Apparently, word has filtered through Anubis' ranks that Khonsu was exposed as a Tok'ra and that he's been murdered. Coombs buries his head in his arms and Felger ducks, but quickly looks up to watch the ship, which has headed over the hill. Coombs is sitting down behind the control panel. -- The 'Oo' I heard. Savour the moment, gentlemen, savour the moment. A couple of death gliders fly overhead.] You try to help people, this is the thanks you get. "I think the best way to tell the story is by starting at the end, briefly, then going back to the beginning, and then periodically returning to the end, maybe giving different characters' perspectives throughout. [O'Neill stands and looks to the ceiling.]. 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