MISS TRUNCHBULL . They're always saying that, in fact. They took one look at the mileage on the first car and they said that these cars were all knackered. pregnant! To stand up and be proud! The world's greatest acrobat! You will soon see there's no escaping tragedy. But she is a squib. It's from the library! MISS TRUNCHBULL flails victoriously, then starts blowing her whistle. [She holds her hand out to MATILDA, who takes it.] Emma Thompson, left, and Alisha Weir in "Roald Dahl's Matilda: The Musical." (Dan Smith/Netflix) Article. MISS HONEY But I've got a baby! ". I'll have her for that. And if you want to make the team, This child is a girl. If you always take it on the chin and wear it, In the cupboard. A NURSE is holding a baby, which cries. No excuse, Bruce. google_color_link="000000"; SAM LATHWOOD. MISS HONEY enters and knocks. Listen to this: "It was the best of times. Past Matilda. The secret to my success is this. Don't be pathetic! CHILDREN 1 Smile for mother! Hand's shaking. And each night, the children of the town would wait in anticipation, hoping for a glimpse of the shiny white scarf that the acrobat always wore, for then they knew that they had only to cry, "Tricks! COUPLES You should read it. The most beautiful miracle I have ever seen! As I stepped up to the circle, did I change my plan? What?! No one is as handsome, strong as me. Oh, no, no, no, no, no. Two, three, four. Make him stop! How far can you go? MISS HONEY enters and turns away in shock. MR WORMWOOD tickles him and MICHAEL laughs suddenly, then falls back into his normal dull expression. So innocent I (R) asked a thousand questions, Go on. And I will teach you a thing or two. She is clearly more emotionally developed than her peers. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. MATILDA Come on, Bruce, be our hero. You have a worm, No one like a smart-mouthed girl like me. Yesterday, she caught Julius Rottwinkle eating a gobstopper during science. Oh, no, it's a lovely book. "A contract was signed to perform this feat, and perform this feat you shall! celebrities! And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, Stuff it in. And, while you're at it, why don't you stick your stupid book to your stupid head? MATILDA collects two dolls from the house. You don't use sympathy or tenderness. MATILDA But this time, I've got a secret weapon. Don't take me to Chokey! This show would not be possible without its terrific cast, who have worked tirelessly in rehearsals and learning lines at ridiculous speed! No one's gonna tell you when to shake your tush. From the grunt I had practiced for many a month? MISS TRUNCHBULL Music Theater. . Once Agatha Trunchbull decides you're guilty, you're , BIG KID [TAMIKA] The scene switches to the Wormwood's living room. [She re-enters her bedroom and jumps onto the bed.] CHILDREN Please! The woman from COUPLE 1 blows on a birthday cake as the table splits in two and MATILDA stands from behind it, holding a collection of books from one hand. MISS HONEY laughs and exits down the stairs at the front of the stage. [She throws the baton across the stage, does a jet to catch it, and points her finger at MISS HONEY.] MATILDA Mrs Phelps! 23. . MRS PHELPS MR WORMWOOD grabs his suitcase and exits along with the lackey. You All the while, AMANDA's screams get louder. as Matilda) and quickly decides that Matilda is her best friend. The chances of existence almost infinitely small. And today is a very special day: your first day of school! Two, three, four! And that's not right! MISS TRUNCHBULL turns off the screens with a remote and wheels around, holding a magnifying glass. They sits and unpack their bags. MISS HONEY A single slice, MATILDA Even if you're little, you can do a lot. Thirteen times two is twenty-six. Stop scaring your mother with that book, boy. "thinking". As the hammer took off, did I change my grunt Yes, Miss Trunchbull! Dance competition's over. My mummy says I'm a lousy little worm. Finally, he grabs an individual page in glee. BRUCE And I am a prince. Desks rise from the ground and a blackboard makes its way from the back of the stage. MISS TRUNCHBULL carries the ribbon back to her desk and sits down. What about rules, Honey? That is v . No, it's a library book! BIG KIDS MATILDA Yes. Matilda's girl classmates. Let out your belt. [She wraps her hands around MATILDA.] MISS TRUNCHBULL grabs AMANDA by the pigtails and swings her around and around. It must be wonderful for a child to be so wanted. MATILDA is t he story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny.. SYNOPSIS: Inspired by the twisted genius of Roald Dahl, the Tony Award-winning Roald Dahl's Matilda The Musical is the captivating masterpiece from the Royal Shakespeare Company that revels in the anarchy of childhood, the power of imagination . . Absolute silence. Sing, children. My mummy says I'm a jumped-up little germ, You chose books. . They then saunter off. You're not a little girl. DOCTOR Three judges hold up signs reading "10" as MRS WORMWOOD sits on the table. [He laughs.] This miracle . . Showcase Cinema Warwick you'll want to make sure you're one of the first people to see it! Sixteen times two is thirty-two. I hate pigtails! It's the Trunchbull's speciality. Matilda, you are so smart. Hello! Yes. MR WORMWOOD is having a lot of trouble with the book, even putting his foot on it and pulling at it. I believe that . MR WORMWOOD Even if you're little, you can do a lot. MRS WORMWOOD Oh, yes. You seem to think that people like people what are clever. Matilda the Musical is Winter Jarrett Glasspool's first acting role. Angrily, MISS TRUNCHBULL looks from NIGEL to MATILDA and back. What's this? Every student has grown in confidence and skill; singing songs and learning crazy, complex choreography. Perhaps I'll wait. I'll come back later, then. MISS TRUNCHBULL Keep out of reach of children. They are all dressed in costume: Eric as Batman, Tommy as the Incredible Hulk, Lavender as a Princess, Nigel as Spiderman, Bruce in army gear, Amanda as Superwoman, Alice as Wonder Woman, Hortensia as a queen. It was like the entire world went silent for that burp to exist, as a huge cloud of chocolaty gas wafted . . Yes. MR WORMWOOD [She takes MATILDA by the wrist and leads her to ERIC's desk.] Did I drift off and dream for a minute or two? Do you think in that moment, when my big moment came, Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. Must be a strong comedic actor Sergei- age range 20s-60s, baritone, Russian mafia boss who is after Mr. Wormwood Doctor- age range 20s-60s, high tenor with a comfortable top A. What? Who is this, babe? So, erm . Gender: Female. You Is it some modern miracle of calculus You don't have to cry, you don't have to shout . BRUCE wilts by the desk. My daddy says I'm his special little guy! The DOCTOR, MR WORMWOOD, and a male nurse enter. MATILDA Cancelled, because my wife is . ERIC, TOMMY, and BRUCE My daddy says I'm his special little soldier. Once upon a time, the two greatest circus performers in the world an escapologist who could escape from any lock that was ever invented, and an acrobat who was so skilled it seemed as if she could actually fly fell in love, and got married. . And that's not right. Fourteen times two is twenty-eight. Instead, she's found me. You shall be . . You gotta give yourself permission to shine. Matilda JR . MR WORMWOOD But time is the one thing no one is master of. MISS TRUNCHBULL Miracle! I think they just fit. The BIG KIDS and CHILDREN take up various positions around the stage and audience, pointing in every which way. WOMAN: Smile for mummy! Miss Honey's aunt. Matilda's been here all morning. Vocal range top: D5. Oliver Twist . WOMAN: And insightful. ", MATILDA and the ACROBAT'S SISTER [off-stage] Matilda knew she didn't have the strongest immune system. A boy with no fingie? Hat seems to be, er . "The books transported her into new worlds and introduced her to amazing people who lived exciting lives. MATILDA: But time is the one thing no one is master of, and as time passed, and they grew quite old, and still, they had no child. Mr Wormwood! Ages 12-17: Camp Broadway Ensemble @ Carnegie Hall. Quite a long way, I think. Assistant Dance Captain, Swing. Upgrade to PRO Sign Up for PRO to view suggested audition pieces! When lights come up again, AMANDA is gone. MRS WORMWOOD MRS WORMWOOD Yes. Rudolpho! BIG KID [BEN] Come stai? It's just pathetic. You oughtn't blame yourself now, come along. Might as well be saying you think that it's okay, Look, am I fat? Alice has some solo lines, so. Well, I needed to learn to read words so that I could read sentences. Between you and it, And do you tell them lots of stories like you do with me? But unleSs you want to suffer, listen up Lavender is a girl in Matilda 's class at Crunchem Hall Primary School, and she soon becomes Matilda's best friend. You gotta get up! . This calls for a proper smoke. Just knock on the door. . . You fool! Neigh! Content has never been less important, so guy . She's reading a book. But it's a truth empirical MISS TRUNCHBULL MR WORMWOOD kicks her out of the way, talking on the telephone. Jun 15, 2018 - Explore Kristin Wichman's board "Matilda quotes" on Pinterest. COUPLE 1 I mean . MRS PHELPS Now, do any of you know any of your two times tables? MRS PHELPS is sitting on a block and MATILDA is standing on one, holding the two dolls. Every life is a miracle! If you're stuck in your story and want to get out, He rips out several pages and throws them dramatically on the ground. The DOCTOR and the CHILDREN sing into their stethoscopes. 7.1. MISS TRUNCHBULL and CHILDREN Oil of Violets hair tonic. What? Nigel . [He throws the phone to the lackey.] MR WORMWOOD, towel wrapped about his shoulder, enters the bathroom with MICHAEL. Four COUPLES, crouched down behind the table, begin to stand and speak. Yes. Nigel (Matilda the Musical) Alice (Matilda the Musical) Lavender (Matilda) Sickfic; Sick Character; Illnesses; Matilda loves her mummy; idk how else to tag this; Summary. MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY Roald Dahl's Matilda the Musical is the story of an extraordinary girl who, armed with a vivid imagination and a sharp mind, dares to take a stand and change her own destiny. Matilda? MR WORMWOODLook what I've just found! Every new life Ev-er-y life is unbelievably unlikely. Kim . He's my dance partner. . NIGEL runs in up the steps stage left, screaming. [to MATILDA] This is your fault. PARTY ENTERTAINER Oh, my head! They're individual! My mummy says I'm a miracle, Just because you find that life's not fair, it To the rules. Please! MRS WORMWOOD walks back behind the curtain. Fun Fact - I can do the wave with my eye brows. I'd love to meet her, actually . [to Nigel] When did this happen? Now, look. . Auuurrrgh! Tim Minchin, Alice is one of Matildas classmates. . MATILDA pauses for several moments, holding the dolls in front of her contemplatively. MATILDA [She flicks on the light of the vanity in her parent's bathroom, which has risen from the stage. I'm sorry, doctor. What's the matter, Bogtrotter? . I'll tell you when you are full. That's right, honey, look at mummy. The Burning Woman, Hurling Through the Air, with Dynamite in Her Hair, Over Sharks and Spiky Objects, Caught by the Man Locked in a Cage will be performed, and performed this day, or . Alice, Hortensia, and Tommy are classmates of Matilda who each sing solos, and Hortensia has a few lines. CHILDREN and BIG KIDS appear in the boxes to the upper left and upper right of the stage and sing. . More than one. In a rural province of France, a mysterious creature is leaving a trail of mutilated . Alice. MRS WORMWOOD and RUDOLPHO Get on with it. Do you think you could tell me what two times twenty-eight is? Maybe I shouldn't tell you any more. The table stops and the hands hit the ground. I can be a soldier. Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! MISS TRUNCHBULL , holding the dolls in front of the way, talking on the light of the way, on! Catch it, why do n't have to grin and bear it. NURSE is holding a baby which... 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